Iron Chef Asgard, fuck yeah. Seems more low-key than previous Lokis.
Letha Regis
From the past? Never heard any of my jokes = A plus in my books.
Curtis Holt (Mr. Terrific)
Another skeptical sort to squabble with? One can hope.
Ivar Ragnarsson
Kindred spirits in Stubborn Asshole. Likes ponies.
Tony Stark (Iron Man)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Get rekt Stark
Magic rules here too. ♥
Billy Kaplan (Wiccan)
I'm not sure if I want to avoid Billy because he’s just young enough to be a kid, and I have No Kid Skills or if I want to be the asshole mentor that the Ancient One only dreamed of being.
Yeah that’s right I went there.
Yuri Plisetsky
What the fuck.
What the fuck!
What the fuck? What the fuck…
Abbot Chandra Nalaar
Seems nice. Will I go to hell if I go for the low-hanging ‘hot’ jokes?
James “Bucky” Barnes (616)
If Bucky does something unpatriotic does Steve Apparate in with a shower of Patriotism to give him a Disapproving Dad look?
Michael Scofield
Not vegan. Fellow member of the ‘Fuck Sleep’ club.
Sam Wilson (Falcon)
Sweet summer child. Sucks he doesn’t have his bird.
And he can keep his observant therapy away from me, I’M FINE OK JUST FINE.
Steve Rodgers (Captain America/616)
I feel literally 55% more patriotic when he’s around. Even if he’s probably gonna judge all of my decisions because I make some really shitty ones let’s be honest.