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[wiccant]

Hey, Doctor Strange.
I've kind of been hanging out in the Sanctum Sanctorum which I'm pretty sure you already knew about
but I wanted to ask to make sure it's okay?

[suckstobestrange]

Well Billy, if it wasn't okay the wards would've pitched you on the pavement when you tried to come in.

[wiccant]

I hitched a ride off of Loki.
But I'll keep that in mind, thanks.

[suckstobestrange]

Just be careful around the glyphed-up fridge, the contents can be rather sneaky.

[wiccant]

The mini-cthulhu face-huggers, right?
I'll keep my hands off of it, no problem.

[suckstobestrange]

Not so mini at times.

Problem is sometimes they get the door unlocked and start lurking further into the kitchen. If you keep an eye on the dark corners and your feet you should be okay. If not, fire is a good alternative.

[wiccant]

What happened with that?
Are you okay?

[suckstobestrange]

Sometimes I'm not as quick to clear leftovers as I should be, and things get a bit bigger than should really be staying in there. Nothing too dangerous, that's what the bat and flamethrower to the one side are for.

[Time for Billy to play 'is Stephen for real?']

[wiccant]

( strange pls. though he can totally, 100% imagine strange in there fighting cthulhu monsters with a baseball bat. )

Flame thrower?
I meant with the eating them thing.
Like, are YOU okay?

[suckstobestrange]

Flamethrower.

I'm as okay as I can be subsisting on eldritch abominations. Comes with the territory.

[wiccant]

If there's anything I can do,
let me know?

[suckstobestrange]

When it comes time for the annual fridge-purge you can stand by with the flamethrower.

[wiccant]

Does that mean Loki gets left with the bat?
I'm so down.

[suckstobestrange]

Not just the bat, it's got enchanted barbed wire and everything. So long as he doesn't swat me with it in the process.

[wiccant]

That's a pretty intense bat.
How's Loki been? He says he's on his best behavior, but. .

[suckstobestrange]

I don't skimp on my improvised weaponry.
So far I haven't discovered him filling the sugar bowl with salt or anything. Find the occasional cooking mess, but that's the risk you take with having housemates.

[wiccant]

( so no being a giant manipulative asshole, as far as strange has caught onto. right. )

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind.

[suckstobestrange]

[No more than one might expect of a God of Mischief, but nothing worth fussing over or worrying about.]

Don't forget, you're free to skim the library too. Might not be as impressive as back home, but this place does have some interesting books.

[wiccant]

Don't tell me that, I might never leave.
You'll find me three months later under a massive pile of books in some corner.

[suckstobestrange]

If I didn't have Wong to walk and feed, I'd be in the other corner.

[wiccant]

Wong?

[suckstobestrange]

My lilipup. I was going to name him Lamicho but Tony beat me to convincing the pup his name was Wong.

[wiccant]

You have a pokemon?!

[suckstobestrange]

Yeah. Apparently he gets bigger if he fights, but he seems happy enough being a bossy little dog so I'm not pushing the matter.

[wiccant]

He evolves into a Herdier at level 16, Stoutland from there.
I can't believe there are pokemon here.
Where did you get him?